A Step In The Right Direction or Monkey S**t

MY HERO

so my oldest boy, who is a terrific kid, has been dealing with some social problems. he's very smart and a lot cuter than the ghetto trash at school. he's a nice kid, but just doesn't make friends easily, he isn't picking up on a lot of the more subtle social cues. as a result he's become a target by ugly, smelly, children whose parents are inbred and too busy doing meth to teach them right from wrong. (more commonly known as bullies) it's become so bad that we are going to change schools after christmas. we have been working with him on standing up for himself. he has been told that if someone lays hands on you.... give 'em the beat down. we've also told him that if someone insults him to insult them right back. because he's only 9 he hasn't developed that "higher" sense of humor. (he still has "stupid head" in heavy rotation). today, however, was a step in the right direction. some ugly girl in his class told him, "my brother says you smell like pee!" (this is untrue.... my child bathes regularly and doesn't wet his pants.) so my little dude comes back with, "yeah? well tell your brother he smells like monkey shit!"......... today was a good day!

Halloween Should Be Every Day

i love halloween. it's always been my favorite holiday. now that i have children and can sew it's twice as much fun as it was when i was a kid. i usually make all of my kids homemade costumes every year but i was out of town a lot and the boys kept changing their minds. (TS at one point wanted me to find giant suction cups so he could be the Hulk and climb buildings.... i get this a lot. he comes up with these impossible things that only George Lucas would have the resources to manufacture)

TS settled at the last minute for a "Handsome Devil"... he ain't wrong...

Ian wanted to be an "army guy" but when we went costume shopping he decided on a "hunter". however, with the dead monkey on his back i'm sure he's more of a poacher.... could be a bigfoot baby? never know

my Lily was the only one to get some of mommy's hand made goodness. (did that sound dirty?) she did Cinderella right! you can't see in the pic but she's covered in sparkles.

every year we go to the halloween party at the church and every year i walk in and feel sorry for other peoples children.... really? you wrapped a roll of toilet paper around your kid and called it a costume... really? put some effort into it. yes, i'm a total snob about my childrens' costumes, but at least i admit it.

Nostalgia Is A Funny Thing

didn't you just love the 80's? the bright colors, awesomely bad music, HUGE hair, and bad fashion. don't forget all of the great cartoons. the absolute best part was the advent of music videos and how random the content was. most of them made no sense, then again it's hard to match a video to songs with lyrics like, "I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so" WTH does that mean?

some cleaver youtuber was evidently upset by the same kind of thing so he reworked the lyrics to this 80's Ah-Ha classic



pretty brilliant eh?

How Did These Tards Come Into So Much Power?

so the big news around the campfire today is that fact that congress has shot down the 700 BILLION dollar bail out. FINALLY they did something right! after sitting on their collective asses for 2 years! what was W thinking? oh sure Mr. President handing over an ass load of money that, we don't have, over to a bunch of tards who have proven they can't handle money is a GREAT idea! and don't forget to add legislation that gives the Sect. of the Treasury a bunch of unchecked power.... seriously! have you even seen Star Wars?

what i love is the the "severance packages" that these people are getting. the Wachovia guy is getting 15 million.... 15 MILLION as in dollars. let me get this straight. you decide to let a bunch of people who makes $30,000 dollars a year get loans for homes that cost $300,000? and you're shocked when they can't make the payments? didn't you go to business school? i mean, i could have figured this out with what i learned in 7th grade math. and now Mr. Wachovia, you want us, the American tax payer, to fork over 700 BILLION dollars to save you???? NO!!! not only no, but HELL NO!!! we have a war to pay for (like it or not it's still there and we still have good men and women, covered in sand, who need clothes, kevlar, ammo and food) we have GAS to pay for!! kids who need to go to college, food for two growing boys and a baby girl (who gives all of her food to the dog) AND YOU MR. WACHOVIA GET TO WALK AWAY WITH $15 MILLION DOLLARS AS PAYMENT FOR YOUR SCREW UP!!!!


the really sick part of all of this is he's not the only one....

and now we've got the usual bunch of eggheads in Washington deciding how to fix this. they can't even balance their check book! and they want us to believe that they can come up with a way to fix this.... please!

Something To Get Excited About

welcome to my blog. i'm sure you will find it stimulating. this is my place dedicated to all of the things that i pretend to care nothing about. so naturally i've decided to make the subject of my first post here something i really do care about. perverts getting what they deserve.... (i am a walking contradiction... get used to it)

oh yeah i got this from Fox News. (i'm supposed to mention where i got it right? so as to keep the lawyers at bay or something?)

Indiana Father Kills Sex Offender Who Broke Into Home

Monday, September 29, 2008

associated press

• • INDIANAPOLIS — A convicted sex offender died Sunday during a struggle with a father who found the naked man in or near his 17-year-old daughter's bedroom, police said.

Police responding to a call from the city's northwest side about 3:20 a.m. found 64-year-old Robert McNally on the hallway floor with his arm around the neck of 52-year-old David T. Meyers, who was pronounced dead at the scene.

Police spokesman Sgt. Matthew Mount said Meyers had a heart condition and may have had a heart attack. An autopsy was planned.

Police said Meyers was naked except for a mask and latex gloves and had entered the home through a window near the girl's bedroom with rope, condoms and a knife. (well i don't know what the big deal is. this guy was obviously just out for a midnight stroll when he took a wrong turn) He was familiar with the home's layout because it belonged to a relative, police said.

The girl awoke and screamed when she saw the man in her room, police said. The father responded and struggled with the intruder while the girl's mother phoned 911.

Police did not anticipate any charges against McNally.

"If a person breaks into your home, you are justified in using deadly force in defending your family," said Mount. (damn skippy) "In this situation, I don't think he was trying to kill him, he was trying to hold him down."

Meyers had served 10 years in prison for criminal confinement and sexual deviate conduct and was wanted in Boone County for failure to register as a sex offender. He was registered as a sex offender in Marion County. (well whadya know? this fella has been busted for this before! i for one am SHOCKED!!! SHOCKED I SAY!! and he failed to register? how can that be? i thought all child touchers were honest folk, who would never ignore a court order... didn't Florida want to put lojacks on all registered sex offenders? did that ever pass? damn that's a good idea!)

Police said Meyers lived with his mother and had recently lost his job. (i'm sure it took too much time out of his busy child raping schedule)

The death is under investigation and will be reviewed by a Marion County prosecutor.

"Nobody wins," McNally told The Indianapolis Star. "It's a lose-lose situation for everybody. He has family also." (i don't know about that McNally. seems to me that 17 year old girl and her daddy came out winners here... oh and the taxpayers, future victims and society in general.)

He said his daughter went to church Sunday after the incident. (i'd be praisin God too after something like this. that and braggin about it.)

G and i are "2nd amendment enthusiasts". we love our guns, we love to go shooting together, and we love the peace of mind that comes in knowing that if some piece of crap comes into our home we can kill him with minimal physical effort... crap that guy from Indiana had to sit on him with a choke hold. what a champ!